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The Pain I'm In || Peter parker || [Completed]✔
❝ y-you just WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND! ❞ I snapped staring into my clenched fists ❝ What don't I understand peter?❞ Tony kept a concerned tone, never once taking his eyes off me. ❝ The pain I'm in. ❞ I murmured glaring daggars at him. ¤▪¤▪¤▪¤▪¤▪¤▪¤▪¤▪¤▪¤▪¤▪¤▪¤▪¤ In which Peter parker struggles more now than he's ever struggled before. With The death of his aunt may; her abusive Boyfriend takes guardianship over him. While life slowly unfolds around him, he is forced to struggle. How can peter be spiderman- a super hero- if he can't even save himself from his own demons? (Under editing, you know- grammar mistakes and whatnot) °•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•° ⚠Trigger warning⚠ - Thoughts of suicide - self mutilation - grotesque quotes/sections - depression and anxiety - Domestic violence - foul language ~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~ I don't own marvel, or Spiderman, or any character accept michael. ♡▪♡▪♡▪♡▪♡▪♡▪♡▪♡▪♡▪♡▪♡▪♡▪ I wrote this when I was 15, so there's a few minor screw ups!! I will go back and edit soon though! Also this fanfic IS NOT BASED OFF OF MY LIFE OR REAL LIFE . AND THIS FANFIC IS NOT RELATED TO MY LIFE IN GENERAL. This is literally just a story I wrote for all my fans requesting the Peter parker Saddness series and such love you guys!!!Concluída
Ephemeral »« No Way Home
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{this book is currently going through an extensive editing process. writing styles may not line up between chapters and some plot points may not match up until book is fully edited. edited chapters will be marked with a checkmark} You never believe something can happen to you until it does. Your entire life gets turned upside down, uprooting you from everything you thought you knew and turning you into something completely different. Your world seems to take a turn for the worst, and the things you once enjoyed take a backseat to wallowing in self pity and wading knee-deep in sadness. That's how it was when my brother died. Only a year ago, everything I knew changed for good. Brand new town, brand new people, brand new life to live. Thankfully friends are easy to come by, but it turns out I wouldn't be lucky enough to keep my normal life. One fateful night and two chance encounters would change everything for me. A fresh start in New York turned out to be far more than that; it was a second chance at life itself. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TOP RANKINGS: #70 in science #519 in superheroConcluída
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𝚃𝚘𝚗𝚢 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚔'𝚜 𝚍𝚊𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚗𝚘 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚍 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝. 𝙶𝚞𝚒𝚕𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚟𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚐 𝙰𝚜𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚢 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚔. 𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚟𝚎𝚜, 𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚕. 𝙰𝚜𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚢 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚐𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚙 𝚘𝚏 𝚏𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚑. ➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶ 𝚁𝚊𝚗𝚔𝚜 #𝟺𝟹𝟹 𝚒𝚗 𝚃𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 [𝙰𝚞𝚐𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝟷𝚜𝚝 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟷] #𝟾𝟹𝟻 𝚒𝚗 𝚃𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 [𝚂𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝟷𝚜𝚝 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟷] #𝟽𝟹𝟹 𝚒𝚗 𝚃𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 [𝙾𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝟷𝚜𝚝 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟷]
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