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Blogs from the Bermuda Triangle

Blogs from the Bermuda Triangle

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Blogs from the Bermuda Triangle, is a compilation of sometimes heart wrenching, fictitious, and almost always hilarious, blog postings, guaranteed to take you on an emotional roller-coaster ride, through the mind of an often naïve, and always funny, internet virgin. From Last Chance to Enlarge, to Love on a 54kModem, Blogs from the Bermuda Triangle will have you wetting your pants with laughter. An invaluable tool for navigating the internet ... -Bill Gates- (The Guy that hornswoggled Microsoft) Written in the style of Ted Nancy's "Letters from a Nut," (which sold over a gazillion copies.) Blogs from the Bermuda Triangle, leaves Nancy's letters in the dust, (because this author is twisted) while creating an internet nobody wants to travel alone. -Ted (you owe me a hundred-bucks for that endorsement) Nancy. Blogs from the Bermuda Triangle fires up an imaginary, internet search engine, where the hilariously, riotous results, are straight out of The Twilight Zone. -Rod Serling- Blogs from the Bermuda Triangle could replace anti-depressants, as a treatment for melancholy. -Sigmund Freud's ghost- Grab yourself a Martha Stewart blanket, and some popcorn, because Blogs from the Bermuda Triangle is about to take you on a laugh-filled adventure, through the eyes of one of America's funniest, and freshest, upcoming Authors. -Martha Stewart- Finally, an internet guide for adults, that shows them just what not to step in. I laughed until I died again. -Mark Twain-
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[WATTYS 2022 SHORTLIST] "Hello again, Pizza Boy?" I glanced up at him with a smile. The blood was rushing out my head but it didn't bother me. "Are you back to make another attempt on my life?" "Shut up," he fumbled, absolutely petrified. "I-I hate you!" I laughed as we were both red in the face; one more sticky then the other, "Aww, I hate you too." My hands held my non-beating chest. "It's mutual trust me. But I guess you really want your Xbox back huh?" -- 17 year-old Evelyn Gates has a quiet yet witty personality. She usually stays in the background and is mediocre at literally everything... just ask anyone. She enjoys the smell of pizza and watching Guy Fieri stuff his face with food in her free time. Oh, and there's one more thing... she's immortal. That's right, Evelyn can't die, and she doesn't know why. Her body just magically puts itself back together again after tragic incidents. She calls it a curse, but the one other person who knows about it calls it a miracle. It's not until her pizza order turns deadly and her mom's boyfriend changes his outlook on life, when Evelyn finds out that there might be some more people involved with her immortality; people who are puppeteering her life and will stop at nothing but to destroy her. - Featured on: @TeenFiction 'FunnyBones' reading list: October 6th, 2021 @StoriesUndiscovered 'The Power of Laughter' reading list: June 1st -30th, 2021 -- Since mock websites are becoming more common, unfortunately, I have to give the disclaimer that this story is only being published on Wattpad. If you see it anywhere else let me know so I can warn my followers and also be aware that it could make your device vulnerable to malware. --- Started: August 18th 2020 Completed: April 12th 2021

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