The one time Stannis was in Vegas

,,Where were you, we need you.....?"began Robert to snapp, in his eyes a blue fire was burning and you could almost feel the heat of it, burning you.
,,I was in Vegas."
,,I know."interrupted Robert impatiently.
,,I got a divorce."
,,Lucky bastard."observed Robert grumpily.
,,And then I got a girlfriend."
,,That I won't believe until I met her."declared Robert coldly.
,,And then I got married in Vegas."
,,To your girlfriend, that's...."began Robert with a broad smile.
,,I got married to my husband."came the annoucnent that left Robert breathless.