Make That Ass Clap | AU
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Last published Sat, Nov 13, 2021
Assyland was just a normal school girl, well- not THAT normal. She has one of the most thickest, juiciest, fattest dump trucks you'll ever see. Her life life changes when she gets suck in a classroom door frame. That's where her crush, Sssnifferwolf comes in.
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Sometimes contains NSFW, Dhar Mann, Oli London, problematic tiktokers, Dr. Phil, and random kpop celebs.
Troll fanfic, if you take this seriously we'll assume the writing is just too amazing.
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Ink takes most of the credit for this abomination, started as a joke in a gc to now a serious story❗❗💋
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