I Drew a Monkey in a Math Book and Now I'm Married
JonKDavis
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  • Reads 45,901
  • Votes 1,352
  • Parts 9
  • Time 1h 28m
JonKDavis
Complete, First published Nov 22, 2014
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***Ranked #4 in Non-fiction - "It's a thing of beautiful nonsense to be young."
***Featured original non-fiction for Pivot TV's Secret Lives of Americans.

I Drew a Monkey in a Math Book and Now I'm Married is the true story of how I met my wife Jennie and our awkward teenage romance that followed. The book began as little more than a simple blog post about what it is like being married at the age of 18 and life 10 years later. As I began to catalog more and more of our story, I realized that what I had written was far more than just a blog post. It was a full chronicle of the the year leading up to when we were married and the precious memories that serve as the genesis of our family's story. In the end, it was a poor man's gift to his wife on the morning of their tenth anniversary, dedicated to her and shared with anyone wishing to experience a true teenage romance.

I Drew a Monkey in a Math Book and Now I'm Married includes our personal coming of age story between two lovers on the in the twilight of childhood and adult life.  You'll see our real life twists of fate, pitfalls and triumphs together, what we learned along the way, and the anecdotes of the misadventures of youth, including, but not limited to a touch of vandalism and the rewards that come with taking risks. 

I hope you enjoy the first few pages of our Book of Love. Some of it is transcendental. Some of it's just really dumb.
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