Izuku has a lot of time on his hands and a good head on his shoulders. With his blossoming hacking skills, he accidentally adds himself to the Yuuei staff chat room and finds himself trapped under Nedzu's paw, unable to leave. Ah well, what could go wrong? He's just a bullied quirkless kid with an stifling overprotective mother and severe social anxiety who is now interacting with pro-heroes on the daily! Yea... it goes about as well as you'd expect. But at least he gets a new and improved family who would lay down their lives for him out of it! Inspired by @carver_edlundd's Staff Chat. Cover art not mine.