This story is based off of the entire studio album of Pink Floyd's "The Dark Side Of The Moon," hence this story's title. This tale does not keep a constant plot, but simply highlights the contemplations sure to reach a human during their life. Each paragraph is an excerpt reflected by a song in the album, in order. Each of the nine selections in total are given presence in this piece. Coincidentally, this story also has the amount of words that sum up to the year of the album's publishing: 1973. I wrote each paragraph while listening to the song that it corresponds to over and over again. Enjoy!