Mr. Clean Gets Dirty
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  • Reads 1,436
  • Votes 72
  • Parts 28
  • Time 5h 52m
Complete, First published May 23, 2021
Mature
In life, Mr. Clean was beloved. In death, his body can't stop him from what his soul wants. 

But what does his soul want? 

With the death of Mr. Clean comes many strings. He's suddenly able to do things he couldn't before, but he also can't do what he used to. He needs a pawn, a player, someone to pierce the veil between life and death so he can go home. But it's very easy to be distracted, and Remington Leith is a wonderful distraction when you're deadset on ending his existence. 

...but maybe Leith is harder target than Mr. Clean thought. 

Trigger warnings: death, smut, blisters, violence, suicide, murder, crying, self harm, piracy (the ships and boots and hats not the federal crime), swearing & violent language, Gerard Way, alcohol and drug use,
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