Adventures of Junior Turd-Oh!
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Last published Sun, Nov 23, 2014
Junior Turd-Oh, Poominister of Turdistan, has his life thrown into a turmoil when a new intern, Isabella, starts working at The Brown House. As much as he would like to, he can't let himself fall for her. Especially not now that his father is planning an attack on Turdistan and will let nothing stand in his way. Not even his own son.
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