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This isn't what I signed up for~ (Eddie the head x Jesus Christ)

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Eddie is a fucking lunatic and would murder anyone ON SIGHT 💥💥 he fought the sun with a water gun and won

Anyways he (somehow) gets karma to kick his ass and he now has to go through earth for four years in a college with Jesus as his roommate for punishment. What will the soggy zombie do to make the 4 years go by? How will the literal son of god fall for Eddie? Stay tuned!

Also the name of the story is from Absofacto's Dissolve, because that what I think of whenever I write this story. This story does have references and characters from different types of media, and as always, credit to all creators of all the characters.

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