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This isn't what I signed up for~ (Eddie the head x Jesus Christ)

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Eddie is a fucking lunatic and would murder anyone ON SIGHT 💥💥 he fought the sun with a water gun and won

Anyways he (somehow) gets karma to kick his ass and he now has to go through earth for four years in a college with Jesus as his roommate for punishment. What will the soggy zombie do to make the 4 years go by? How will the literal son of god fall for Eddie? Stay tuned!

Also the name of the story is from Absofacto's Dissolve, because that what I think of whenever I write this story. This story does have references and characters from different types of media, and as always, credit to all creators of all the characters.

Remember to smile, you are the face of [REDACTED]All Rights Reserved

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