Funny, but dangerous
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When we're young, we find superheroes and superpowers awesome. We also find fart very funny. Didn't every kid think about a superhero with farting powers? What if someone created a comic of a person with farting abilities? Everyone would think it was a joke and no one would take it seriously. Well, I'm going to tell you about a guy who does have a farting ability and let me tell you, this guy isn't a joke. He's rather dangerous if I may say so. Hi, my name is Peter Adams and I kill people with farts.
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