This is my highly stylized, fictionalized, specialized version of the petty beef between Marshall Mathers, aka Slim Shady aka Eminem and Colson Baker, aka Machine Gun Kelly aka Kells. You don't have to be familiar with that backstory to enjoy this little tale. It was partially inspired by one of the few country songs I really like, entitled "The Devil Went Down to Georgia." If you have a few minutes to spare, give my short story a read. Contains: Strong Language Parental Advisory: Explicit content in some linked songs