Put Her In Rice, She'll Be Fine(Y/n X Reader)

Have you ever hated a Y/n story so much you wish you could go in there and give her a reality check? Well this story is for you! It will end in romance, (as per Wattpad law) but there will be plenty of stupidity along the way. Y/n will be referred to with she/her pronouns, and be called a girl. The reader will be referred to with they/them pronouns, and will not have a specified gender. First person POV, Reader's name will never be said in the book. Somebody might die but they'll come back and pretend like nothing happened (much to the dismay of reader).