My naive attempt to navigate primary school is documented in a series of bite-size snapshots, intended for scrutiny and best paired with a cup of tea and a nice episode of Blackadder. You might have to take a pit stop at certain embarrassing moments, but I hope that you will be a fully satisfied customer once we reach our destination. This is an autobiographical piece x Bullying shall be taken with a large serving of Sunday roast chicken, and certainly not with a pinch of salt.