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Rose Petals - Eyeless Jack x Reader by Afflicted-Alibis

You always wanted a way out of town and away from the trauma of your every day life, but who knew it would come to you in a blue mask? Your life was certainly troubled. You had no parents- they were stripped away from you by a faceless thing in the woods one night when you were a small child. You had a troubled friend group. You had a stressful, mind-numbing minimum wage job. You had a broken home, completed by the drunken, careless uncle who had once promised to take care of you and your siblings. It made you want to disappear. The grey man dressed in black was a surprise to you after a chaotic night at home, and it was just his luck you even found him. However, what you thought to be a strange new friend was lethal and full of old horrors, and you soon come to find that he wants to be much more than just friends. (Cover art belongs to me!) Started: 8/26/2022 First Published: 10/15/2022 Finished: [Pending]

Foolsamponk oneshots by Shipperlolzzzz

Oneshots! Oneshots! Get your Foolsamponk oneshots here! Fluff Angst Lemon YOU NAME IT I am taking some request so bring it onnnn

Waiting for the Dark (Slenderman fic) by Artemis_in_spAce

You didn't mean to fall for him. He was supposed to be a monster. He didn't mean to fall for you. You wear supposed to be another weak and silly human. But strange things happen. And maybe it won't be so bad?

THE ICE AGE & THE HYBRID by Lifeonthemove

I'm Skyie, have a brother and a little cousin, I am a full of sarcasm and I'm a hybrid. I know you probably want more and are questioning me but I have one question for you. You think you can join me........In the Ice Age? This is my first story and I thought it would be easier to do this cause I'm new so there

Realist Of Mortality : Blog by Spideys_Webs

when blogging turns into something more..

ᴡᴏʀꜱʜɪᴘ ᴍᴇ (ᴇᴊ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ) by Currentlydecaying

You thought he was dead, the police thought he was dead, everyone thought he was dead, and it was your fault. You had only ever wanted to belong. You wanted friends, you wanted to be cared about, and you found that. Only, you found it in a cult that spat you out and left you to fend for yourself, just as they had to 𝙝𝙞𝙢.

Le Gasp The Club by _Baby_Bitch__

If you say le gasp you are welcome here. You will not be criticized or punished for your choice of language here. Le gasp is accepted among us members of society. If you say Le gasp as well, I welcome you with open arms to join us. You are home now my children. Let us embrace. {Basically me venting bout life and my chisme} (This is really for fun, if you want to have some too then please join the family!) [slow, unsteady updates] #9: random thoughts #38: tagging #34: community #2: legasp

Gunpowder by ryuuhime

'Listen, this doesn't happen often, but as of right now, I owe you one. Call this number (XXX-XXX-XXXX) if you ever need any help, and I'll be there in only a few minutes. Don't waste this on something stupid like, "whats your name," or "how old are you," because if you do I swear to whatever god you believe in, I'll make sure your death is slow and painful....."

The Life of a Cat by Fourminette

[Humour / Adventure] This is the story of a cat. A simple cat. Only a cat that's not important and that no one looks at twice. A cat that is intelligent and that wants some recognition. A cat that tells his perspective on human lives. A cat that only ever wanted some attention. A cat that was jealous of human beings. He lost everything. His family. His home. Even his girlfriend. That's me, The Cat. I don't understand anything about humans. They took everything away from me. And if you share this perspective, go on with reading. If you don't, you can just directly leave. Cats too are worth looking at. Cats too are sensitive. Cats have a life too. That's what this story is supposed to tell you. So if you didn't understand, just go away. [Cover by the amazing @Thestorycastle] [Completed & Editing - no major plot elements should be changed]

My Killer Of A lover (eyeless x reader) by Demon_1134

you're a new rookie killer, and slender takes notice of you right away. You get ready to kill the news reporter that was talking shit about you, but someone beat you to it. the one and only Jeff the killer. Jeff tries to kill you but fails. this really got Slender's attention. suddenly your taken hostage by the creepypasta group, and slender keeps talking about you secret.will you tell him? You meet EJ and for some reason you don't feel afraid when you're with him. He is basically your babysitter now. You start having feeling for him and he acts really sexual towards you. What?

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Rose Petals - Eyeless Jack x Reader cover

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Waiting for the Dark (Slenderman fic) cover

THE ICE AGE & THE HYBRID cover

Realist Of Mortality : Blog cover

ᴡᴏʀꜱʜɪᴘ ᴍᴇ (ᴇᴊ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ) cover

Le Gasp The Club cover

Gunpowder cover

The Life of a Cat cover

My Killer Of A lover (eyeless x reader) cover

Rose Petals - Eyeless Jack x Reader

You always wanted a way out of town and away from the trauma of your every day life, but who knew it would come to you in a blue mask? Your life was certainly troubled. You had no parents- they were stripped away from you by a faceless thing in the woods one night when you were a small child. You had a troubled friend group. You had a stressful, mind-numbing minimum wage job. You had a broken home, completed by the drunken, careless uncle who had once promised to take care of you and your siblings. It made you want to disappear. The grey man dressed in black was a surprise to you after a chaotic night at home, and it was just his luck you even found him. However, what you thought to be a strange new friend was lethal and full of old horrors, and you soon come to find that he wants to be much more than just friends. (Cover art belongs to me!) Started: 8/26/2022 First Published: 10/15/2022 Finished: [Pending]