Teacher Eustass Kid - Oneshot

"Such concern for your students' education. I'd say you were a great teacher if you weren't sleeping with one of them."
Finally, his face cracked a small smirk and he gently pushed me away while rustling up my hair, talking over my "Hey!".
"I'd say you were a great student if you spent less time staring at me in class and more time studying."
"I am studying. Your ass."

*cover image found on Pinterest with no source, if you know the artist pls let me know so I can credit them!
**this is purely a work of fanfiction, I do not condone student/teacher relationships irl!