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Ich habe unglaublichen Humor auch schwarzen deswegen hatte ich lust euch in diesem Buch alle Möglichen Witze zu schreiben egal ob Sarkasmus ,Ironie oder Schwarzer Humor dabei ist .

Und wie Gesagt Schwarzer Humor ist wir essen - Hat halt nicht Jeder ;)




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Nurse von Taff_Taff_1

Imagine having to grow up in a world where you were afraid to leave your house due to the dangers you may face. Imagine having to rely on a bunch of strangers to always come to your rescue when ever the situation called on? This was the world that I lived in. The world of the Avengers... And the world of the Winter Soldier. All rights reserved - Copyright ©

GRR WOLFGANG GC 🐺😜 von Yanggg_Jeonginnnn

Filled with dolt (idiotic and stupidity) and laughter (STORY NOT SKZ RELATED ‼️)

Snakebite | Avengers: Endgame [8] von SketchpadArtist21

"I retired from that life. I don't even have my suit anymore, the feds took it when I went under house arrest," - After her team was torn apart by a thick packet of paper, Ellie Barton was placed under house arrest. She hoped, that when it was all over, she could live a normal life and raise her daughter. But, of course, life won't allow that. The day before she gets released, a magician opens a portal and she's dragged right back into the hero life. She didn't want it of course. But the universe needed her. So she fought. Maybe not as hard as she could've. - "You know, I'd offer to cook you dinner, but you seem pretty miserable already," I looked over to see Steve leaned against the doorway. "It's today, isn't it?" He asked. "Bingo, Rogers. She would've been 8 today," I said. "You here to do your laundry?" I asked, standing back up and pulling out two mugs. "I'm here to see some friends," He said. "Clearly your friends are fine," I said, grabbing the mugs and we moved to the council room. - Disclaimer - I don't own any of the rights to the characters or the plotlines, except for Ellie and my ideas. Book 3 of 3 in the Snakebite Sub-Series Book 8 of the Unsung Heroes Series

FEISTY BeasT von user316714523267

I aburtly stand from my bed when I heard my apartment door opening with a 'THUD' sound.I quickly run to the front room only to see a guy sucking a blonde gals face, so because I'm such a jerk I cross my arms on my chest leaning on the doorframe of my room while the mystery guy take the girl to the sofa reaching her dress zip at the back. Now my beautiful night eyes won't like to see naked body of my own sex but I wouldn't mind seeing naked...ugh get a grip jer "sorry to interrupt your beautiful lusting moment but WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY F.U.C.K.I.N.G APARTMENT?!?!" They both jumped from their seat and I get to see their faces the girl is familiar and the bo__what the hell??? And the mystery guy just smirk at me.. WHEN YOU SUDDENLY happen to see your father made suicide, your world will completely shatter, he was your only family. But then you have incredible friends as family to let you go through it, and much more, life has different twist for u. Get to see what your fate wrote... *********##########********* Guyz bitch is back enjoy my book and do give it a try please...and I'm sure u will like it!! Update every SSunday WARNING- I suck at description

Gammastorm | Spider-Man: Homecoming [13] von SketchpadArtist21

"You should've gotten paid upfront," - During the fateful accident that created the Hulk, there was another person involved. Her name was Misha, and she was only three years old. After her father vanished during the Battle of Sokovia, Misha was sent to live with her two aunts in Queens. When a mysterious person who she hasn't seen in years appears in her apartment, she's dragged back into the world of superheroes, one she only wants to escape. Why? The Hulk wasn't the only hero created that day. - "It's good to meet you, Dr. Banner. Your work on anti-electron collisions is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster. This your work as well?" he nodded towards me. "Misha Banner. And I know how you are, Stark. No funny nicknames," I said, shaking his hand, and he chuckled. "The worm does have teeth," he said. "There's only one worm on this ship and he's standing right in front of me," I fired back. "We're gonna get along just fine," he smirked. - Disclaimer - I don't own any of the rights to the characters or the plotlines, except for Misha and my ideas. Book 1 of the Gammastorm Sub-Series Book 13 of the Unsung Heroes Series

Mayonnaise x Waxed Lightly Weathered Cut Copper Stairs von ceravehcb

This is a little romance for my two lovely straight male friends. No questions. We are extremely interactive with comments! Q&As might be held if anybody actually finds this masterpiece and decides to question it. All characters do exist in real life (but are heavily altered for funsies and anonymity). Any scenarios or stories featured, however, are completely made up. Excessive swearing and brainrot await!

Truth or Date? (Levi X Reader) AU von Heliaxa

Did it hurt when you fell? KingofReferences Not this one From the vending machine KingofReferences What Cause you're a snacc KingofReferences You're traumatising me

Moments / One Shots von LarlieHadden666

If any of these offend you... You know how to leave 😂 here's the door 🚪 don't worry it's unlocked But seriously none of these are to offend anyone or to disrespect anyone and most of these I stole from the internet like tiktok and stuff so don't come at me. Well some of the things just come from my mind at night time so... Good luck telling them apart Most of these are very short and they all have different scenarios. I'm just doing this for shits and giggles so don't take this to seriously okay? Warnings are: Death mentioned Trigger warnings Strong language Mature 18+ Violence

Employed Epoch Of Alex Brook | Book 1| Humor-Romance (Completed) von vineethereader

"So, let me get this straight. You stomped all over his paperwork?" She started. "Not intentionally, but yes," I confirmed it. "Threw a drink in his face?" She added. "Expensive red wine." I described. "Rammed into his car with yours deliberately?" she counted on her third finger. "Um...I'm not proud of that one," I said cringing. "And called him offensive names?" She ended the list and I winced. "Twice." I specified. "And you're still alive?" She blinked, looking genuinely surprised. "Geez, don't be dramatic or anything..." I frowned at her hyperbolic statement. "Maybe he's keeping you around to get revenge." She suggested. Possible. I wouldn't put it past him. "I didn't know alright!" I exclaimed. "Let's hope that excuse is acceptable.." She was merely amused. "Working with my new boss is going to be a piece of work." ** Synopsis: When the CEO of Signature Heights: Jensen Black, and a stubborn employee: Alexandra Brook, clash, it's a battle of wits & a war of perseverance. They are both dead set on making each other's lives hell, but when the story progresses they just might learn that first impressions could be deceiving. As circumstances reveal their true selves and opinions change, things could get complicated especially when suddenly feelings get involved. Who would be the first to concede? Maybe it's not that simple to forgive your archnemesis and maybe it'll result in some hilarious consequences... ** Book 1 of a two-part series (completed).High Rankings: # Funny, # Humor, # Comedy, # Romance, #Billionaire Amazing book, I adore your writing style, and I really enjoyed these characters and story -Reader Fantastic story, believably flawed characters and deft humour makes for a very engaging read, I could barely put it down to feed my children -Reader **

From His Perspective von LisaKeb

You might think you know human history, but you've never viewed it From His Perspective.....you like a good laugh, right? In the beginning, there was darkness and The Boss liked the darkness. He'd spent years creating the darkness. He was proud of the darkness. Unfortunately, his assistant Norbert liked to snack while working and had a very sensitive nose. Had he not been in charge of monitoring the black holes this may not have been a problem but, as it was, a violent sneeze launched a single biscuit crumb into the darkness, and it was no more. A huge explosion rocked the Factory (better known to us as Planet Earth) and, for The Boss and Norbert, the real work began - they had to deal with life. Life, as they found out, had an awful habit of not staying true to their designs, however carefully they drew up the blueprints. Suddenly, there were fish who wanted to live on the land, a dinosaur who went around killing everything it met, and then, of course, there was man - the Boss' most distinguished and regrettable invention.

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Nurse

Imagine having to grow up in a world where you were afraid to leave your house due to the dangers you may face. Imagine having to rely on a bunch of strangers to always come to your rescue when ever the situation called on? This was the world that I lived in. The world of the Avengers... And the world of the Winter Soldier. All rights reserved - Copyright ©