Witze aller Art .
- Reads 2,874
- Votes 196
- Parts 26
Ongoing<5 mins
Last published Fri, Jul 16, 2021
Ich habe unglaublichen Humor auch schwarzen deswegen hatte ich lust euch in diesem Buch alle Möglichen Witze zu schreiben egal ob Sarkasmus ,Ironie oder Schwarzer Humor dabei ist .
Und wie Gesagt Schwarzer Humor ist wir essen - Hat halt nicht Jeder ;)
Viel Spaß Wünscht euch Sili990,
All Rights Reserved
#8
brot
Join the largest storytelling communityGet personalized story recommendations, save your favourites to your library, and comment and vote to grow your community.
You may also like
Moments / One Shots
If any of these offend you... You know how to leave 😂 here's the door 🚪 don't worry it's unlocked But seriously none of these are to offend anyone or to disrespect anyone and most of these I stole from the internet like tiktok and stuff so don't come at me. Well some of the things just come from my mind at night time so... Good luck telling them apart Most of these are very short and they all have different scenarios. I'm just doing this for shits and giggles so don't take this to seriously okay? Warnings are: Death mentioned Trigger warnings Strong language Mature 18+ ViolenceComplete
𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗜𝗳- ʙʀᴜᴄᴇ ʙᴀɴɴᴇʀ
Bruce Banner is far more than just your typical nochalant person. Only a few stories exist about him, so I created a few to cover up what is missing.(Idk exactly what, but whatever that is...I hope you guys have fun reading this hehe) I don't own the characters, they belong to Marvel.Complete
From His Perspective
You might think you know human history, but you've never viewed it From His Perspective.....you like a good laugh, right? In the beginning, there was darkness and The Boss liked the darkness. He'd spent years creating the darkness. He was proud of the darkness. Unfortunately, his assistant Norbert liked to snack while working and had a very sensitive nose. Had he not been in charge of monitoring the black holes this may not have been a problem but, as it was, a violent sneeze launched a single biscuit crumb into the darkness, and it was no more. A huge explosion rocked the Factory (better known to us as Planet Earth) and, for The Boss and Norbert, the real work began - they had to deal with life. Life, as they found out, had an awful habit of not staying true to their designs, however carefully they drew up the blueprints. Suddenly, there were fish who wanted to live on the land, a dinosaur who went around killing everything it met, and then, of course, there was man - the Boss' most distinguished and regrettable invention.Complete
GRR WOLFGANG GC 🐺😜
Filled with dolt (idiotic and stupidity) and laughter (STORY NOT SKZ RELATED ‼️)Complete![Gammastorm | Spider-Man: Homecoming [13]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/241915520-256-k126826.jpg)
Gammastorm | Spider-Man: Homecoming [13]
"You should've gotten paid upfront," - During the fateful accident that created the Hulk, there was another person involved. Her name was Misha, and she was only three years old. After her father vanished during the Battle of Sokovia, Misha was sent to live with her two aunts in Queens. When a mysterious person who she hasn't seen in years appears in her apartment, she's dragged back into the world of superheroes, one she only wants to escape. Why? The Hulk wasn't the only hero created that day. - "It's good to meet you, Dr. Banner. Your work on anti-electron collisions is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster. This your work as well?" he nodded towards me. "Misha Banner. And I know how you are, Stark. No funny nicknames," I said, shaking his hand, and he chuckled. "The worm does have teeth," he said. "There's only one worm on this ship and he's standing right in front of me," I fired back. "We're gonna get along just fine," he smirked. - Disclaimer - I don't own any of the rights to the characters or the plotlines, except for Misha and my ideas. Book 1 of the Gammastorm Sub-Series Book 13 of the Unsung Heroes SeriesComplete
joke collection :) 2
a bunch of jokes about me and my (new) friends crazypikachu: kray kray. loves books and writing. short. funny. zodiac sign: sagittarius kernels/kerns: bad at sports. also likes reading. sort of bossy. nice. zodiac sign: sagittarius noonoo: likes watching anime. likes to talk. nice. gets chased by crazypikachu every single morning. zodiac sign: taurus mugas: very deadpan and sarcastic. bold and pretty much the ideal scorpio. zodiac sign: i just told you. adri: k-pop lover. loves blackpink, bts, and tom holland (i'm not joking she simps tom holland). even shorter than crazypikachu. zodiac sign: gemini simplii (me): probably the calmest of them all. new arrival into the group. listens to dark music and reads a lot. attempts at art are mediocre. best friends with crazypikachu. zodiac sign: piscesComplete
Violet's Delight
"Well then. That's the first time a girl has ever rejected my close proximity," he said, eyes ablaze with a playful fire. "You better get used to it," I retorted as I spun on my heel and headed for the school doors that led to the outside. "I've never met anyone like you before," he called after me, this time, not coming after me. "I know, Romeo. I'm a special little snowflake," I called back, not turning around. "You got the 'little' part right there, Princess!" he shouted after me. I threw up my middle finger back to him and heard him laugh as I exited out the doors rather dramatically. ... I'm tired of all those high school stories about a straight-A girl student with the perfect life who falls for the stereotypical Mr. Bad Boy who wears leather black jackets and only has a soft spot for her. That's not how the real world works, sweetheart. I may look like a damsel, but I'm never in distress. ... Not me making fun of the "she's not like every other girl" trope <3 o.o :)) I like to think I'm funny. After all: #3 in amusement 10/22/22 #1 in banter 10/31/22 #3 in friendship 11/7/22Complete
😂Funny Ass 5H And LM Shit😂
bunch of 5H/CC/LMand other shit that'll make u laugh, I guess- iF YoU DoN't rEaD THiS, I'LL pUT my Big tOE IN Yo' mOuF tONIgHT OR I'LL PUt My phAT DicK cOcK In YO NoZ ZONT PLAI WIF MEH, THOTComplete
Storytime With The Cool Dude
Hey, peeps! I am back with another collection of short stories, that will keep you entertained! There will be stories about me, my friends, family, and random characters!! Sit back, and enjoy some short stories written by a very cool dude! 😎❤ Awesome cover done by my friend @TheWattKitty! ❤❤❤Complete
Just Be Friends
"I won't complain if you don't provide me with nutella. I won't complain if you don't buy me Victoria's Secret lingerie. I won't complain if you sit on the wardrobe. I won't complain if you join street fighting. I won't complain if you ask me to have less than fifteen babies. I'm ready to compromise with everything because... All I want is just you." And with that she fell off the stage, flat on her face. Brushing off the laughs from everyone, she gets up and walk towards him. He knew he didn't love her. But he couldn't either deny the love she held for him, nor accept his heart to love her. (Extended summary inside) * Bored reading emotional and nerve wrecking stories? Fed up crying over heartbreaking stories? Mood swings caused by grief stricken stories? Want to experience a good humorous laugh? If your answers to the above questions are 'yes', then you stopped at the right place. Cover by: @numeralsComplete
If any of these offend you... You know how to leave 😂 here's the door 🚪 don't worry it's unlocked But seriously none of these are to offend anyone or to disrespect anyone and most of these I stole from the internet like tiktok and stuff so don't come at me. Well some of the things just come from my mind at night time so... Good luck telling them apart Most of these are very short and they all have different scenarios. I'm just doing this for shits and giggles so don't take this to seriously okay? Warnings are: Death mentioned Trigger warnings Strong language Mature 18+ Violence
More detailsContent Guidelines