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Witze aller Art .

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Ich habe unglaublichen Humor auch schwarzen deswegen hatte ich lust euch in diesem Buch alle Möglichen Witze zu schreiben egal ob Sarkasmus ,Ironie oder Schwarzer Humor dabei ist .

Und wie Gesagt Schwarzer Humor ist wir essen - Hat halt nicht Jeder ;)




Viel Spaß Wünscht euch Sili990,All Rights Reserved

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From His Perspective

You might think you know human history, but you've never viewed it From His Perspective.....you like a good laugh, right? In the beginning, there was darkness and The Boss liked the darkness. He'd spent years creating the darkness. He was proud of the darkness. Unfortunately, his assistant Norbert liked to snack while working and had a very sensitive nose. Had he not been in charge of monitoring the black holes this may not have been a problem but, as it was, a violent sneeze launched a single biscuit crumb into the darkness, and it was no more. A huge explosion rocked the Factory (better known to us as Planet Earth) and, for The Boss and Norbert, the real work began - they had to deal with life. Life, as they found out, had an awful habit of not staying true to their designs, however carefully they drew up the blueprints. Suddenly, there were fish who wanted to live on the land, a dinosaur who went around killing everything it met, and then, of course, there was man - the Boss' most distinguished and regrettable invention.