A man stepped up to a podium laden with microphones. Dozens of newscasters struggled to get closer to film what he was about to say. After what felt like an eternity, he finally opened his mouth. "We all know what Pokémon are, but do we actually know *what* they are? This question has plagued humanity for decades, centuries even, but no one had the intelligence or tools to answer it. Until now. I present to you the Pokémon Facility for Conventional Testing, or the Pokémon Testing Organization!" A wave of applause erupted from the audience. The man smiled. Every single person there was blissfully unaware of what truly was behind that smile.All Rights Reserved