The Crew Boyfriend Scenarios/Headcanons

Girls say friend. We say Feller.
Girls say red. We say that's green.
Girls eat ice cream when they are depressed. We watch The Crew.
Girls say doughnuts. We say D's Nuts.
Girls say go to hell. We say f**k you! A**hole! Go f**k a toster c**t!
Girls listen to pop. We listen to Shadow's music.
Girls say ew. We say cool.
Girls say fast. We say KyrSpeedy.
Girls watch beauty girls. We watch 9 sweet, crazy gamers.