Ask the Striders
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Ongoing, First published Nov 24, 2014
Yeah, so ask some questions so Kate will stop jabbing me in the back with her f*cking pencil.


Important sh*t Kate told me to put:

I do not own any homestuck characters in this book.


Book includes but is not limited to:
Violence
Crud language if u couldn't tell
4 cuties with nothing better to do
Rainbow dash 
Awesomeness
Homestuck 
Shades
Sloppy makeouts, probably
Swords
Tacos

If u cannot handle any of these, I suggest you cover your virgin ears cause it's gonna get messy.
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