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Statehumans one-shots because why not? [SH crackfic]

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Parts 31
Time 3h 16m

FlamboyantBanana

absolutecrap america chaos countryhumans destruction friendship khaoswithakbecauseyes kinda murica noships notsounitedstates statehumans states texttospeech unitedstates usa

WARNING: This book will cause the loss of brain cells. It makes zero sense and I don't know how I even got one read. Seriously, you'll regret everything by reading this.
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What happens when a meeting gets interrupted by a child Yee-hawing through the wall? What happens when a certain Florida man throws a beach party? What happens when Christmas is hosted by Britain and he invited the ENTIRE FAMILY over? What happens when one state wants to start a sleepover that ends in a ski ramp off the roof? What happens when there's a monster in Hawaii's closet? What happens when the states rob a bank in a 50-person heist?!
Find out more on Disney Channel.
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WARNINGS:
1. This book is terribly written and meant to be humorous, no serious moments will happen unless I decide I want to ship states.
2. No need to worry about smut, I'm never writing that in a million years.
3. Ideas.
4. Maybe some gross things like falling into a dumpster fire? But don't worry, everyone will be okay in the end.
5. I might get political ??
6. I'm not into sports, so when I mention them it probably will turn out all wrong.
7. Pineapples on pizza.
8. Mentions of war (Maybe?) and probably some merciless killing followed by laughter.
9. Hamilton references?
10. No swear words, don't worry, I'm an innocent Banana with little knowledge of bad words.
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This is my second book and my first Statehumans book. Beware.
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As said in the title, this is complete crack. I write these in my free time. I used to write these VERY frequently (Like, two a day almost- I was insane) but now I'm very chill and haven typed in months (wHoOps) so sorry. At least you have 31 chapters to enjoy at the moment!
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•New And Old Faces• by minimani5

[SURVIVOR AU - BOOK ONE] We are in the year of 2045. The world had crumbled into chaos and conflict between humans and countryhumans. Their homeland Neo Pangea has been stormed by a mysterious anti-countryhumans group and after that, everything went down hill from there to the rest of the world. During that time, when we thought that he officially died, Tuvalu came back, half broken but alive. With the help of Palau, the two met Madagascar and decided to make sure that they found out how all this chaos has started. However, this will be far from easy. Many "countryhumans hunters" and the new Government of New Pangea lead by Katerine Highmight and her husband will achieve their goals of erasing completely every trace of countryhumans in every way, even if it means dirty their hands. From the middle of the Pacific ocean to the heart of the United States passing by the mysterious place of Africa and the dangerous place in Europe, the three forgotten would make sure that their would find a solution to end this war and bring peace again. Even if it means their death, once again. ☠︎︎Warning this book : -have cussing and slur (tho I'll do my best to not it with that) -Is not historically accurate AT All (well maybe sometimes but not ALWAYS lmao) -some no logic moments -Racism, discrimination, sexism, homophobism ect -have my own headcanon -have disturbing and twisted peoples who do disturbing and twisted things -contain mature subjects such as ab*se, r*pe, mention of ancien dictator and mention of mental illness -is very cringe ⚠️Reminder that I don't support any of those. I'm only writing it for the sake of the story.

[Discontinued] 50 American states- Statehumans/Countryhumans by yokominh

(MIGHT RE-WRITE) So, America has tried his best to keep his states from gaining attention, with only Canada and Mexico really knowing they exist, but what happens when certain states want the attention on them? Want the world to know they aren't just another peice of land? (Yes, I know. So original.) (SLOW UPDATES/if I don't post n mymessages for over 4 months, it's either that I lost my acc or school.) If you want to post a translated version of my book, please talk to me first about it and give proper credits. NO SHIP STORY! & It's my first story so... Expect it to be bad. Really bad. (1#) usacountryhumans||august-14-2024 (out of 12 stories at the time) (1#)countryhumansusa||august-20-2024 (out of 92 stories at the time) (1#)countryhumansfanfiction||august-22-2024 (out of 24 stories at the time) (2#)50states||septeber-7-2024 (out of 95 tories at the time) (1#americacountyhumans||november-6-2024 Most curse words will be replaced with [Redacted] brackets, so brace yourself. (no cover for now, have penguins instead.) And English isn't my first language so thier might be grammar issues and misspelling :,)

Fading | CountryHumans America (Old) by _Some_Person_2

This is my first story ever so please do not judge 😅 and sorry if is not that good The other countries have always believed America was always a happy, cheerful , annoying country, that isn't responsible enough to do any. But what they don't know about him is that he has 50+ kids to take care of. America acts as if he was always ok and acts as if nothings was wrong. One day America woke up, and saw that his colors of the flag on him were fading into darker colors. While his eyes were turning black. Of course America couldn't let the other countries see him like this, so he covered his flag up with some face paint that he found and just put on his usual sunglasses to cover his eyes. Besides that, his states have been more energetic then ever, things have been going quite crazy with them around the house... But during all these crazy events, not only have things been getting wild, something quite unusual happens.. But what will happen when a certain country finds out that America's flag is turning to darker colors and his eyes are fading to black? What will happen if they find out that America has children? (Art cover is mine, not the best) (Oml this is so cringe-)

The states! by CalicoCrisis

Basically just Usa's States. Its uhhhhhhhh lil' skits. It DOES have some RusAme that Alaska did not sign up for. Annnd thats about it. I think I should rename this "America's Shits" or something like that Haha, coming up with a better description. This has swearing (example: Alabama: Have you ever accidentally gotten into a relationship with your sister? Mississippi: bitch what), ships you probably won't like, also as I write this I slowly descend into insanity. IT'S VERY NOTICEABLE AND SOMETIMES I QUOTE THESE TO MY FRIENDS! (you should to 😉) Also there's Countries in this book. Like China, Russia, North Korea, Third Rice in the South Park bit and then (s)he never shows up again, UK, France.. I could go on and on, but it's only the countries Amurica (🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🚫💵🔫✅🗽🗽🗽) has interacted with. Also it has TONS of spelling mistakes and cringey 4 wall breaks. I might go back and fix my first 4 chapters. (PLEASE I BEG OF YOU START AT LIKE OOH YOURE IN TROUBLE FRjOM NEW MEXICO crap MAY NOT MAKE SENSE- BUT I LITERALLY CAN NOT HANDLE ANOTHER PERSON COMMENTING ON THE FIRST 4) Now, onto the ranks 8 in Utah 10 in Alabama 9 in Alabama 5 in Alabama 2 in Idaho 282 in Australia 18 in amerus 437 in Australia 1 in New Mexico 1 in New Mexico (September 2023) 12 in Utah 7 in idaho 12 in Alaska 16 in Alaska 21 in Alabama 21 in Florida (October 2023) 22 in Ohio (August 2024) 63 in Alaska

Personified US States and Federal District by Leonidas13

So this was an idea I've had for a while now concerning the capital and states. I started out with Alaska, then moved to New York and it just snow balled from there. This book will start with Delaware, end with Hawaii and will put D.C. in middle with the rest of states from the 1700s. And if anybody wants to create fan art for them feel free to do it and if you want your art displayed here, I'll make a separate book just for the art. Please be mindful of the fact that these are my ideas on how they all look and act. Before anybody gets on me about Pennsylvania, I've read other stories where Penn is albino and can switch from acting like Prussia to Austria and back again with either a trigger word or song. I've done it so that even though Penn mainly acts like Austria, he will switch to Prussia if AND only when the family is being seriously threatened. The only countries who know about the capital and the states are as follows: 1. Russia, Ukraine, Belarus- reason is because of the purchase of Alaska back in 1867 and that New York decided to follow his grandma to meet this new potential sibling 2. Lithuania- we all know that he lived with Alfred for a time, so he one day literally ran into Alaska and from there meet the 50 of Alfred's children 3. Prussia- two words people VALLEY FORGE, it was not a good winter that year at all 4. Canada and Mexico- Mexico knew already because the states along the southern border are hers (yes, here Mexico is a girl named Esperanza) and Canada found out shortly after the war of 1812 Hope you all enjoy reading the book and as a pre warning, all and any flames will be used to roast marshmallows on bayonets (don't tell Gilbert about that last part) over backyard fire pits.

Emotional Writings Dump by Rainbow2029

Sooooo this is gunna be out here, my first Wattpad booky. Y'all just a warning, (even tho you can probably tell by the description already) I write, A LOT so if you're bored and got some time, come on down! Disclaimer, this booky boi has no plot or order buuutttt maybe there's a time line? This book is pretty much a dump of writings that I make for myself from time to time. I don't often put a date with them but it is what it is. Some of them were during the summer before my first year of high school. Others are just strong feelings I've faced at one point in this year. Lots are probably just me writing about when I had someone I loved in my life. Keep in mind any new chapters or addings are probably here because I'm facing that junk in life rn. But yeah, lots of writings are kinda sad so if you're not looking to be in a sad child mood then I recommend a skips on this bookaru. I'm not on Wattpad to much, only to check on my fan girl things, (but I'm often in dead fandoms) and look for cool comics n stuff, so this book might get ignored until I find something to complain about in like, five months. Y'all this a big warning, I didn't really spell check this child and I'm kinda cringing right now, realizing how stupid this book is gunna be but my notes are getting full. Also most of these might be incomplete cuz even on a rampage, my fire just burns out and suddenly I get writers block (but mostly it's probably cuz I write loads of these at like three am). I'll probably add some little authors note at the end because I'm scared and because these are like, extremely personal. (Fr they probably got the names of real human peoples in them but no one will ever find mine booketh). Another Disclaimer; this book is not intended in anyway to be of use or of advice to anyone about anything, this book is pretty much just storage.... I started this book baby on : 9/4/18 An I done finished this o boi on : ion know yet, probably never. Sike it be done on : 9/23/18

Hetalia || Oneshots and Crackfic by AphTeavana

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Fifty-oneish || statehumans by LoreKreative

DISCLAIMER: I wrote this in 7th grade. Only read this is you like to suffer in 2023 countryhuman fandom. xoxo, k America has 51 (psychotic) children to take care of and the only other person that knows is his half, Confederate. He's constantly late to meetings and falls asleep at them. The other countries just assume that America is a fat, lazy bum who sits at home and plays video games all night, but what happens when a big problem occurs and America is forced introduce his states and Confederate to the others? #1 ohio (2/4) #1 csa (3/1) #1 onlyinohio (4/2) #1 fifty (4/24) #1 50states (5/17) #2 america (6/17) #1 states (12/31) #1 dixie (3/23/24) Started 1/2/23 Ended 5/21/23 It rlly took me five months to write this garbage 💀

Repairing Our Relationship by SparklingWonder364

North Korea finds himself in a new school. At first, he doesn't mind because his friends are going there as well. But then he realizes something. Something he doesn't like very much. His brother attends the same school. South Korea is very annoying and is always trying to be around his brother. On top of that, he's friends with that pesky and annoying American. As long as North avoids and ignores South he can make it through school without any conflict. Even if he does, China, Soviet, and Russia will jump to his aid. Russia is dating America however, so if there's conflict between North Korea and America, Russia might remain nuetral. North's hatred for his brother only continues to grow when he's around him. But soon he finds himself wanting to spend more time with him... Can North and South Korea repair their relationship with each other? Or will mysterious murderers and other countries ruin that chance? --- ❗❕DISCLAIMER❕❗ HOW THE COUNTRIES ACT AND ARE PERCEIVED IN THIS BOOK DOES NOT REFLECT HOW I FEEL ABOUT THEM IN REAL LIFE! Oh gosh that description was cheesy as frick. Warnings: Violence Blood Character death Third Reich Soviet Union Mentions of wars First few chapters are pretty cringe ngl Any languages other than English will be translated using Google Translate, so if any translations are wrong, I apologize. I did not draw the hands, I downloaded them and then colored them. This is my first story, so sorry if it's cringe. Please check out my headcanons book to understand some things (Mainly the whole thing with Soviet Union). If some friendships of country's offend you, I am sorry. THIS STORY ISN'T POLITICAL, RACIST, OR MEANING TO OFFEND SOMEONE IN ANY WAY (If you're reading/seeing this on another site that's not Wattpad my book probably got copied and pasted onto an unsafe fanfiction app page.) Began: Late 2019 Ended: Early 2021

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•New And Old Faces• cover

[Discontinued] 50 American states- Statehumans/Countryhumans cover

Fading | CountryHumans America (Old) cover

The states! cover

Personified US States and Federal District cover

Emotional Writings Dump cover

Hetalia || Oneshots and Crackfic cover

Fifty-oneish || statehumans cover

Repairing Our Relationship cover

•New And Old Faces•

[SURVIVOR AU - BOOK ONE] We are in the year of 2045. The world had crumbled into chaos and conflict between humans and countryhumans. Their homeland Neo Pangea has been stormed by a mysterious anti-countryhumans group and after that, everything went down hill from there to the rest of the world. During that time, when we thought that he officially died, Tuvalu came back, half broken but alive. With the help of Palau, the two met Madagascar and decided to make sure that they found out how all this chaos has started. However, this will be far from easy. Many "countryhumans hunters" and the new Government of New Pangea lead by Katerine Highmight and her husband will achieve their goals of erasing completely every trace of countryhumans in every way, even if it means dirty their hands. From the middle of the Pacific ocean to the heart of the United States passing by the mysterious place of Africa and the dangerous place in Europe, the three forgotten would make sure that their would find a solution to end this war and bring peace again. Even if it means their death, once again. ☠︎︎Warning this book : -have cussing and slur (tho I'll do my best to not it with that) -Is not historically accurate AT All (well maybe sometimes but not ALWAYS lmao) -some no logic moments -Racism, discrimination, sexism, homophobism ect -have my own headcanon -have disturbing and twisted peoples who do disturbing and twisted things -contain mature subjects such as abse, rpe, mention of ancien dictator and mention of mental illness -is very cringe ⚠️Reminder that I don't support any of those. I'm only writing it for the sake of the story.