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Parts 8
Time 49m

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"Wait what the fuck?"

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"I- (Y/n), did you burn down 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 fucking building?"
"I can neither confirm nor deny those statements."
"(Y/N)."
"My lawyer says no."

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"NOT TODAY FUCKER. BACK THE FUCK UP BEFORE YOU GET SMACKED THE FUCK UP HOE. REEEEEEE-"

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"Don't test me. I 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 cry."

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The story of how (Y/n) gets their dumb self isekai-ed into Naruto. I know, so creative. There certainly aren't enough of them around.  Brace yourselves for yet another shitshow.

that would've been a good ending if this was a sequel lmao.

Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto. I don't claim any of his work, I only own the plot. 

Cover art is by me :]All Rights Reserved

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Sandy Heart (Gaaraxreader (Completed) by bakugoukatsukianime

It was dark and lonely. No one was there. Suddenly there was a boy with red hair and coral eyes (would that be his eye color?) He smiled at me and said "I'm here now. There is nothing to be afraid of." I run up to him and hug him. He hugs back but harder. Then a kunai stuck into my back. I felt hot tears poor out as I asked "why?" He cried to and said "because you would have killed us all of I didn't. I'm sorry f/n I'm sorry!" Everything went dark. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I was walking into his office when I heard someone. "BUT GAARA YLU CANT MARRY HER! WHAT ABOUT ME I LOVE YOU AND YOU LOVE ME YOU KNOW THAT!" It was a girl but who?! I heard Gaara "I told you already snow (if your name is snow which I doubt please use a different name for snow) I can't I love her and you i-i don't know. I think of you more of a sister than anything else." My heart felt lighter when he said that. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ for every idiot who doesn't know. I DON'T own any of these characters and non of the pictures are mine. I got them off goggle. (Completed 👍)

komorebi - a naruto uzumaki love story by monbellechaton

DISCLAIMER -> TAKE THE FANFIC LIGHTLY ! writing this after a year (?) or two. THIS IS my first fanfiction, i never post my stuff but since i wrote this during quarantine, i thought of publishing it just to check off a task/bullet in my bucketlist. there are some parts that probably don't make much sense + are not that accurate to the plot of naruto (considering that i havent watched that show in YEARS) basically, after absorbing so many naruto fanfictions since i was in elementary, i wanted to make one for myself to please my 12-year-old self with atleast decent writing and character (bare minimum, i just want fluff in canon) THANK U SO MUCH FOR READING THIS ?! i never expected it to get attention so i sincerely apologize for some stupid parts ! i don't want to try and edit the parts since i would always find it ugly then i would delete the whole thing, and i dont want to regret writing this !!! tysm again and ily all ! 𝓴𝓸𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮𝓫𝓲 - sunlight filtered through tree leaves. Light blue hair along with the girl's eyes. The same girl who has forgotten about her origin. The girl who does not remember her capabilities. The girl who would unfold the mysteries of a clan. The girl with the light blue hair who would cross her path with a blonde knucklehead. - "ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴍʏꜱᴇʟꜰ" "ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴅɪᴇ ᴛᴏᴏ, ʀɪɢʜᴛ?" "ɪ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ." "ɪ'ʟʟ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍʏ ʟɪꜰᴇ." - a naruto uzumaki love story, completed (pain arc, unedited)

Naruto various x reader by DeathHappens

Y/n L/n the last survivor of the L/n clan. Will protect Naruto with her life. Meets Gaara. Decides to protect him at all costs too. Fuck everyone else. IN THE MIDDLE OF HEAVY EDITING! WARNING: I started this book when I was like twelve, the first chapters are Y/n being bitchy to everyone but Naruto and she's like super op. Please give the rest of my book a chance, istg my writing gets better after chapter twenty. And Y/n does get character development it just doesn't happen right away!! Cover was made by Mina_Elizabeth Thank you again for making it.

(DISCONTINUED) 𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐋𝐔𝐎𝐔𝐒 ,, naruto by ilyvrr

this was the first story i have ever written so its UNIMAGINABLY cringe. read at your own risk. 「𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐌𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘, 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐌𝐘 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐑 𝐌𝐘 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍.」 ╴╴╴╴╴╴╴ ╴╴╴╴╴╴╴╴╴╴╴╴ ── 𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎 ── ╰ ✧ in which y/n l/n, heir of the deceased l/n clan gets sent to konoha and meets a couple of new faces. ── 𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐋𝐔𝐎𝐔𝐒 ── ❝ 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐌𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒 𝐎𝐑 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒, 𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐌𝐘 𝐃𝐍𝐀 ❞ [nezuko!reader] [gif banner made by @toorukawass <33] © 𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐎𝐉𝐈𝐍𝐍_

Our Wild Dreams by 1awesomestar

A funny crack-fic I got inspired to continue, a fanfic I found and wanted to continue and edit a little. Hope you have a laughing fit. I don't own the characters, nor do I own the the pins and only part of the story is mine.

✔︎ Two Morons And A Mad House (2/2) by Anonymous_Artz

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✔︎ Sakura's Moronic Best Friends (1/2) by Anonymous_Artz

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The Flowers Cherish You by Anonymous_Artz

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A Demon's Punishment(Naruto various x isekai reader) by Astral_TheZodiac

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Crystal In The Light. by ShayPC0

Inspired from a filler of naruto shippuden. "Naruto, we would like to invite you to akatsuki for your famed crystal styled jutsu and your status as jinchuriki and be a part of the world domination. We promise to not to treat you as a weapon but as a human being." "Akatsuki?" I spat "Akatsuki? As in the organisation which takes the beasts from the jinchuriki?" "Yes, the very same one. But this is to cover our organization." "..." "Alright, lets do one thing, we will give you some time to let you decide if you want to join the akatsuki or to remain in that corrupt village. Deal?" "It seems that you know what will happen in future. Alright deal." So what will be Naruto's answer? Read on patiently to find out. You will get to this part if you are patient. So best of luck readers. If you didn't like the summary please read the story which, I promise, will be much better. I also promise that I will never abandon this project. Because I had been thinking about it for at least 3 months from the first chapter. I write the story during my free time. I don't own Naruto and the photos. Masahi Kishimoto does. That lucky bastard 😉. I only own the plot.

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It was dark and lonely. No one was there. Suddenly there was a boy with red hair and coral eyes (would that be his eye color?) He smiled at me and said "I'm here now. There is nothing to be afraid of." I run up to him and hug him. He hugs back but harder. Then a kunai stuck into my back. I felt hot tears poor out as I asked "why?" He cried to and said "because you would have killed us all of I didn't. I'm sorry f/n I'm sorry!" Everything went dark. I was walking into his office when I heard someone. "BUT GAARA YLU CANT MARRY HER! WHAT ABOUT ME I LOVE YOU AND YOU LOVE ME YOU KNOW THAT!" It was a girl but who?! I heard Gaara "I told you already snow (if your name is snow which I doubt please use a different name for snow) I can't I love her and you i-i don't know. I think of you more of a sister than anything else." My heart felt lighter when he said that. for every idiot who doesn't know. I DON'T own any of these characters and non of the pictures are mine. I got them off goggle. (Completed 👍)