Do you put ketchup on a hot dog?
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Complete Sun, May 30, 2021<5 mins
I finished the dirty harry series today and one thing that disgusted Harry most was ketchup on hot dogs. So tonight I decided to answer the age old question. Also theres a one piece reference if you can catch it as well as Dirty harry references. This is a bizarre written short story and i hope you like it and if you dont well as long as you have an opinion then i guess i am doing alright:)
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