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Random britain brother one shots that I thought of at 3am

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Y'know that feeling when you hope the four children you kidnapped at young ages grow up to be loyal colonies but you end up with a cowboy, some idiot from the outback, a shepherd with anger issues and whatever Canada is?

Well your about to find outAll Rights Reserved

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Love or Work? Countryhumans x Reader by Jasmine_Yuu

It was just a regular day for you, after an exhausting day of work, you got home and get your well-deserved day off. The only difference is that you've just bought an office-themed dating game and are planning to try it tonight! But there's one thing you didn't know, a whole new exciting adventure is waiting for you at the very moment you start the game. You'll meet even more and more characters/countries as you progress through the "game" The genders of the countries are gonna be what I felt most suitable, tho for some special cases, like France. I made these country twins, one male, and one female, with different names and different personas. I hope you wouldn't mind! Yes, cliche, I know, but eh... worth a shot. This story may/will contain- Date published: June 22nd 2022 STATUS: ONGOING (had like a 2 year hiatus... sorry gng) #1 in #countryhuman on 24th September 2022 #1 in #countryhumansxreader on 14th October 2022

EU'S Angels Season 2: Fire drill by inkndrawsstudios

Years past After all of that happened the old angels were out of town for a year because they needed some time for themselves The new angels are now in college fighting other agents so their city can be safe they were known as the number 1 agent group which makes the other agents jealous but some little robot things which are really deadly keeps attacking countrydosia ( that's the name of their city) the Angels don't know we're there coming from but Russia and Germany think they know who. Meanwhile in the background America turn his new secret hiding spot into a garden club they were having a good time looking at flowers belarus was missing Russia has her phone so being a good brother he search through his phone trying to find out what happened to her America and Russia make up so they wanted to find her together trying to solve their personal problems at once. have a nice journey on season 2 enjoy.

⋆₊˚⊹ ࿔⋆𝙈𝙮 𝙉𝙚𝙬 𝘿𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜⊹ ࿔⋆ by Phil0s0phy

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The Masquerade by DaughterOfApollo2019

"Leave." It was a simple word, spoken softly but with fury. "You are dismissed." As I turned to leave, Father grabbed his tea cup, and clenched it. Father never mistreated his tea cups. I had made him mad. No, the emotion was more than mad. It was absolute hatred. I had only made him this angry once before. Years ago, a younger version of me watched as broken pieces of porcelain drifted down the river behind the castle. Watching, he knew a severe punishment awaited him. I knew a severe punishment awaited me. ~~~ Prince America, next in line to the throne, oldest of four. Everyone knows his name. But after a mysterious event 2 years prior, America doubts himself, and with more arguments with his father, his self-esteem is at an all time low. When he meets a strange man, America's life is flipped upside down. Sorry I suck at descriptions lmao Slightly based off of "Royal Guard" by @Miriorite but it's mostly my own thing. I don't own countryhumans and also obviously this isn't historically accurate

𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘 𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐔𝐄𝐒 || 𝐎𝐦𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞 || 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝟏 ✓ by the_tortured_author

𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦 | 𝘉𝘬 1 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘙𝘰𝘸𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘹'𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘥𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘷𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘶𝘱 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘰𝘯𝘦-𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘴. 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘴 & 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘦. ______________________________ Another random story that will probably need editing later ~ please enjoy! #1 CopXMafia 4.18.25 #1 Gayness 7.7.25 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED ©

how UN got silly-countryhumans by istorija-LT

UN headcanons as a cute story ig. it will be a bit gorey and sad but it's all for the silliness

RusAme Oneshots by Jay_Da_Writer

(WARNINGS: CRINGE) Fluff and maybe NSFW. 4/26/2020: #101 - rusame 4/30/2020: #486 - rusame

A Pocket Full of Stones (Countryhumans) by Mapekalilio

Cover art is by me! Do not steal! A realm where countryhumans exist, rivals, coalitions, and relationships toss this story of them through tons of unexpected ups and downs. But for now, you'll be following the story of everyone's favorite North American, Canada. After his father made some horrible mistakes while he was a child it puts a wedge in the family that only those two know about. But as he grows older the effects of The Asylum (a place of suffering for Countryhumans after death) take a toll on how he treats others. And after countries get revived from the Asylum by a mysterious cure the majority of the time they gain a physical feature such as wings, or maybe another animal characteristic. On rare cases, there can be magical abilities gained that outweigh any sort of supernatural physicality. But Canada wasn't too lucky, and just got a pair of large wings. To hide the past from other countries, Britain does everything he can to keep the knowledge of them away from everyone, even if it causes loads of pain on his son's body. In this story each countryhuman has a stone with their flag on it. It's one of the most precious things to them because of their stone get damaged or put in the wrong hands bad things can happen. If another country gets a hold of it, the countryhuman that the stone originally belonged to gets chainlocked. Meaning that the country who got their stone has complete control of them, and to show it physically a thick metal bracelet is placed around one of their wrists. ⚠️Also no warnings on ships, so be prepared for anything. But I am telling you that if you are not comfortable with anything but the regular ships this book is not for you best rankings: Canada: #2, 7/3/25 Sweden:#1, 11/10/25 Finland: #1, 11/11/25

B l o o m (CountryHumans AU by MapleChild) by Anonymous_Spaghetti

Canada lives in an abusive home. Eager to escape, he chooses to live with Russia And America. His father and other older brother, England and Australia, might have a problem with him moving, though. (Hey guys! I'm MapleChild, And welcome to Bloom, My AU! So, yeah. Canada is abused by England, who is his dad, and Australia, his older other brother, so he escapes with Russia and America to a better place. Rusamer is valid in this AU btw) Also TWs is •Abuse •Gore •Literally depressed countries •Terrible writing

We Are North America (The Great North American War) by maxine247

Confedrancy won, America's dead. The United States of America is now the United Confederate States of America. The whole world wants the good ole U.S.A back. France, Spain, and England miss their son, their other former colonies miss their brother. South America want their cousin back. America's old friends want their friend back. So many countries regret not helping America out. The states, provinces, territories, and cities of North America miss their brother. But what about Canada, Maria, and, Diego? Oh them? Yeah they miss their brother, they cried for days, they barely talk to the rest of the world minus their cousins now, they all looked sadder now. But you know what? North America was supposed to be the four of them. Not the three of them and Confedrancy. They were gonna get their brother back, they were gonna do it. Even if it led them to war. Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia or it's cannon characters.

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It was just a regular day for you, after an exhausting day of work, you got home and get your well-deserved day off. The only difference is that you've just bought an office-themed dating game and are planning to try it tonight! But there's one thing you didn't know, a whole new exciting adventure is waiting for you at the very moment you start the game. You'll meet even more and more characters/countries as you progress through the "game" The genders of the countries are gonna be what I felt most suitable, tho for some special cases, like France. I made these country twins, one male, and one female, with different names and different personas. I hope you wouldn't mind! Yes, cliche, I know, but eh... worth a shot. This story may/will contain- Date published: June 22nd 2022 STATUS: ONGOING (had like a 2 year hiatus... sorry gng) #1 in #countryhuman on 24th September 2022 #1 in #countryhumansxreader on 14th October 2022