Owls and Strawberries

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We'd just like to say that we're sorry. Just judge us. Judge the hell out of us.







Please vote and/or R&R if you're willing to endure more randomness; there will be a story, I swear.
Well, since our first story was a little, um...
We've decided a nice little story like this is enough to balance out the whole psychopathic colon stabbing vibes.  Enjoy!
NOTE: Though this story won't be exactly, um, innocent, at the same time it won't have a lot of adult content, though there will be a lot of uncomfortable and really strange moments.All Rights Reserved

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