bloop's bored
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Last published Tue, Feb 15, 2022
"nah, they still use the same words for
fucking. like in romeo and juliet, when
she's all, a blowjob by any other name
will still make you come."
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‣ all my fav quotes
from books i read.
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SPOILERS !!!!!!!!!
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