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bloop's bored

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"nah, they still use the same words for 
fucking. like in romeo and juliet, when 
she's all, a blowjob by any other name 
will still make you come."

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‣ all my fav quotes
from books i read.

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━MAY  CONTAIN 
SPOILERS !!!!!!!!!

━DON'T SUE ME

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