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This isn't funny anymore.

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18 abuse alpha bravetogether choking collage dark drugs mafia neardeath prank public romance rough smoking writtenwithpride

They say true love is an amazing thing, well I'm here to tell you it isn't. Its terrifying, suffocating and painful. its full of nasty words, punches, kicks and scars....Wait, i'm sorry i'm talking about my shitty ex john. 

Let me tell you about Aster. Well, shit. That's an entire story that you just gotta read, ill give you a hint though. He's tall, dangerously sexy, and can almost tame my crazy ass, and let me tell you, my asshole of an ex has definitely knocked a few screws loose.All Rights Reserved

18 abuse alpha bravetogether choking collage dark drugs mafia neardeath prank public romance rough smoking writtenwithpride

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