This isn't funny anymore. - littlelucas96 - Wattpad

This isn't funny anymore.

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18 abuse alpha bravetogether choking collage dark drugs mafia neardeath prank public romance rough smoking writtenwithpride

They say true love is an amazing thing, well I'm here to tell you it isn't. Its terrifying, suffocating and painful. its full of nasty words, punches, kicks and scars....Wait, i'm sorry i'm talking about my shitty ex john. 

Let me tell you about Aster. Well, shit. That's an entire story that you just gotta read, ill give you a hint though. He's tall, dangerously sexy, and can almost tame my crazy ass, and let me tell you, my asshole of an ex has definitely knocked a few screws loose.All Rights Reserved

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The Bad Jokes #1: The Redhead by GroveltoHEA

My cousin always referred to us as the bad jokes, as in...a blonde, a brunette and a redhead walk into a bar. I'm the redhead, and this is my story. When I was 18, a psychic told me to wait for the man with the scar. For five years I waited and then suddenly, there he was in front of me one night. No mistake -- this was the man. We got off to a bad start, and I just kept making things worse chasing after him. Until he let me know in no uncertain terms that he wasn't interested in me. So I gave him what he wanted and ignored him. Then he decided he wanted me. And him getting me back was the least of our problems.

Ecstasy by DIVINE_LIBRARY

"What!?" he says with fire burning in his eyes but I can't seem to look away not even once. "What do you mean what all I did was go to a party and have some fun or is fun something you can't comprehend!?" I said tryin to rile him up knowing he can't help but fall for it. "Your type of fun is dancing with every guy in there!?" "What if it is?!" I said. It isn't but I know it will make him mad and I'm angry he has no right to judge me. "You could've gotten hurt or worse-!" "Why do you even care?! "Because I love you!" And for the time since I met him I'm speechless. ------------------------------------------------------------------ What happens when two lost souls find their way to each other but they both want to push everyone and everything away? The question is will they be able to push with the strength they have left? ------------------------------------------------------------------ (Not very good with descriptions but come check out my book)

Runaway Bride by EricaAB99

I ... I didn't even knew I was going to marry him till yesterday. I have no way to go now. I can't be stuck in loveless marriage, I can never marry a person who doesn't love me. I don't love him either. There is no point of this arrangement. How even he managed to get me here all dressed up anyways? My legs stuck to the ground as I was in front of him, He is a Ruthless man, he never ever can be kind. He barely speaks, No one speaks good about him. How can I marry a person as Him? I noticed he had a glance at me as my father was about to pass him my hand. What am I doing? Am I ready to let this happen to me? My feet moved back, I saw sudden change in his eyes. I had a glance at my Dad and Mom. My Elder brother Isaac who was standing there beside my Mom. My eyes went to Riccardo as he called my name, "Cherish ..." I got shivers. I took a few steps back, at this point everyone was looking at me. Riccardo looks me with some kind of betrayed feeling. Now or never..... THIS STORY CONTAINS VIOLET, ABUSIVE SCENES AND LANGUAGE.... PLEASE IGNORE IF YOU CAN NOT HANDLE IT All copyrights are reserved

SWEET REVENGE by monica23031

The exact words he threw at my face still haunts my dreams every single night and I think I'm starting to believe him. "Wish I've never met you I was so young and stupid, no wonder no one wanted to be with you, you are just holding me down and I honestly just got bored, needed a new chapter in my life that was the main reason I did what I had to do to keep myself happy. I just don't want to lie to myself anymore. I can't do this. I need to be free for once in my life. I'm so relieved that I don't have to marry you anymore, it's like a dead weight lifted from my shoulders. JUST LEAVE! GET OUT NOW! '' I just didn't know what to do that day I way so shocked, one minute we were one big happy family and the next he throws everything we build up as a family. I should had been warned by his actions the last month that we spend together. He knew that he was my first for everything and that gave him a push on his ego. Always bragged about being my first and claiming power over the situation. I was blinded by all of his charms and I see that now, I'm so sorry I did not listen Laura, you were just trying to protect me , that's what best friends are for but I chose him and I am truly sorry. I promise I will get a way to show him that I am not just a waste of space and I am going to do it all just for me and my baby girl. **WARNING** Sexual language and mature content Read at own risk ;) https://www.buymeacoffee.com/Monicanaude

Knock Him Off His Feet by Shesco

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Her bully by messedupthoughtsoff

Preview: 'Stand up'. Without angering him more i stood up with a hand caressing on my cheek which has his fingers impression. 'Hands down' within a second i took my hands off my face. Tears pooled my eyes but i know better not to cry. Another hard slap, i fell to the ground tears flowed down. 'stand up' and again stood to his words. He grabbed my neck and.... A/N English is not my first language so there may be many grammatical errors. This story contains violence, abuse, bully, dark romance etc. This is purely fictional. For entertainment purposes only. I don't own any pictures its only for the references and imagination purposes. ⚠️ I do not support any of these vulgar practices # 1 in abusive content out of 13.5k stories 12.06.2024

Built for Sin by writeforher

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