The Cat Testament
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Felis silvestris catus; a.k.a our beloved house cat. A soft little ball of infinite furriness, pink spongy adorable toe beans, cute little whiskers and a wee little nose. Sweet, innocent, potentially harmless. Give them a ball of yarn, and they'll love you forever. You're damned if you've never imagined yourself sitting by a fireplace, curled up with a book; and your lovable little companion under your fingertips, meowing in content and gratitude. Right? You think so?
Jokes on you.
A "domestic" cat is anything but that. To prove my point, I bring before you The Cat Testament, where I record the life of Shri Shri Muri Maata (The Holy Mother PuffedRice). Go on, test my words. See for yourself how "adorable, innocent, harmless, blah blah blah" cats are.
This is based on true events, by the way.
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"Have you heard about No.8? The forgotten Cat!" "Tell me!" . . . The rumour said that there is a cat of luckiest ,yet the most bad luck among it, who dare to summoned it will have a... several questions if you worthy enough, but if you answer wrong one of them. You will get punishment by your whole life get shorter and suffer nothing like hell. If you answer all of them ,we don't know how many questions, the cat spirit will inked it's paw on your forehead - granted a lifefull wish by the end of the life is lucky. But very few people answer all of it right, very rare to say to th is day. And guess what? They don't remember a single thing just happened to them if they answer all correct / incorrect, they will think they just lucky and got blessed by god/unlucky by how life hard is it. That's why it call forgotten cat, erase all your early memories and make it like you just woke up that day. ★ {I don't own any characters here, a few art is mine and others not! Mostly official arts if you know} ★No.1 #YugiTwins (25/6/2024) ★No.1 #TsukasaYugixreader (28/6/2024) ★No.1 #Tbhkxreader (10/7/2024) ★No.1 #Teru (9/7/2024) ★No.3 #Hanakoxreader (30/8/2024)
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