This is a collection of things I have heard in school, need I explain more. These are inappropriate, funny, concerning comments that may be dirty with occasional life advice. Read at your own risk.
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I'm not a doctor, and you're not my patient.
Eat these words at your own risk.
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Some dark themes and terrible humor may be included... viewer discretion advised *awkwardly shrugs*