Abide by the sea

Dear unfortunate victims,

Tis' I, your ever most handsome captain. I am here to inform you that this book features yours truly and so you have no other choice than to read it. Me being represented in a book in enough reason for anyone to do anything so of course this falls in that categorie. Read safely children, and you mustn't forget to abide by him.

Toodles!

With sarcasm, Captain Hook