Deaths A Bitch
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MatureComplete Thu, Aug 10, 20173h 43m
I'm the mighty bitchy Death everyone hates. I am the Grim Reaper forced to earth to drain the dying of their souls and determinate where they go. Boring right? That's only half of it. But what happens when my adored bitch factor goes to far for someone and they seek revenge?
Well I say fuck them you can't destroy the great mighty Death
Or can you?
I'm planning a series, I have no idea if I will actually do it, but I'm pretty sure I will, I already got good plans for the second book
~~There is a lot of swearing in this book, hopefully sick twisted threats, thoughts, and straight out bitchyness with an odd side of humour to it, not to much sex (maybe even none) in this book ~~
Please stick around with this book, it starts off slow but it gives you puzzle pieces that you can put together throughout the book.
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