My friend group gets stuck in someone's basement at 3AM Feat. Beanos

This is a crackfic I'm writing with my friend group that consists of: @izzyTheChildEater, @sleepy-arsonist, @nonbineybean, @RandomPeckNeck, and @ConstipatedCrystal. We're just writing this because our friend group is so incredibly chaotic. So yeah, here's this. Whatever THIS is.

We pretty much get stuck in some random-ass basement for the entire story, except we don't even try to leave. We just sit there and do dumb shit. So enjoy this dumbassery that we've created.