vamp!neil cicierega x fem reader [lowkey abandoned sorry]

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Reads 4,137
Votes 91
Parts 17
Time 18m

this is a joke please dont kill me neil 😍

cover photo credit: year of the snake by neil cicierega

any and all typos are on purpose and are added for comedic affect

holy shit what #1 in the mcdonalds tag as of june 21st 2021All Rights Reserved

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