Taylor Swift Sausage Extravaganza

This is a challenge submission for Radish's Reunion Comp.

Team 2 challenge prompt: Jody is a swordsman from Chicago who goes on a quest to find a cursed sausage, but first must overcome a newt version of Taylor Swift. Jody teams up with a superhero called Parkes-Man, whose special power is extreme running.

(If you're one of my usual readers, ignore this. Please.)