"hey, I survived" // hetalia
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..The chaos only grew and became louder as the countries watched the 'counterfeit America' basically haul himself out of the 3 story high building like some garbage bag into a dumpster. The feeling of pure horror and shock filled the hallway of nations.
You see, Jackson did not know the building was that high.
That is, until he actually jumped out of course.
"WHAT IN DIDDLY DARN TARNATION I-" was all the countries heard before the sound of a gunshot then something metallic scratched and screeched against the building. The sound was unpleasant to say the least.
Date created: March 11, 2021
Date published: June 4, 2021
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I like the idea of there being two Jones brothers so um
No judgement here, I wrote this at like 2am and am not even bothering to reread through it
LMFAOSOFIJAO I HATE MY BOOKS ANYWAYS-
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