an introduction!
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Last published Fri, Jun 4, 2021
meet the authors!
or, in other terms
just a crack fic to get to know both of us idiots
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welcome aboard! in which regulus black has a crush on his brothers best friend and met a nice stranger online who understands what he's feeling. what regulus didn't know though is that this stranger, is not a stranger at all. as i'm re-reading this in 2025 it is great to keep in mind that this was published in 2021! want to go back in time and see jegulus peak while experiencing the quarantine all over again? well this is for you! i have thought MULTIPLE times about rewriting this but honestly? the bad writing and the cringiness was the best part of this fic. also cover by @-raslikeraspberry- <3
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