Percy Jackson goes to Target

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Reads 123
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Parts 6
Time 18m

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THIS IS A CRACKFIC. EVERYONE IS GOING TO BE OOC, SO PLEASE DON'T MURDER US WHEN YOU FIND THAT YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER IS AN IDIOT OR SOMETHING. THANK YOU.

COVER ART IS NOT MINE. IMAGES WERE TAKEN FROM THE INTERNET AND SHOVED TOGETHER TO CREATE THE COVER.

written by me ( @hern___________ ) and my friend joe theduck ( @xvXxxJoetheDuckxxXvx )

Percy Jackson goes to Target to buy one item. Unfortunately, one thing leads to another, and now, he's fighting for the good of the universe! Will our valiant hero succeed and save the universe, or will he fall and doom us all? Read the fic to find out!

okay, okay, i'm sorry. here's a more accurate summary:
percy jackson goes to target and commits several felonies before trying to save the universe or something

FEATURING:
Our favorite hero, PERCY JACKSON!
His reliable sidekick, POISONOUS FOOD DYE!
His worst enemy, [insert villain here]!
The bane of the universe-

alright, alright, shut up mr casting list.
anyways, NONE OF THE CHARACTERS ARE MINE (ours). um... wait, no, all of the characters are ours EXCEPT FOR PERCY. or something.

We own all the characters except Percy Jackson, Chaos, and Poseidon.

hahahahahahahahahahaAll Rights Reserved

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