Sir, You Misunderstood
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Last published Sat, Jun 5, 2021
"Mr.Mayor please don't misunderstand, when i said 'do you want to die!?' i wasn't threatening you! I was asking about why you weren't treating your medical condition!"
this story is about an unlucky guy that can't seem to say what he wants and causes misunderstandings, but one day before he died....
WARNING this story may cause stomach convulsions and/or uneven breathing also known as laughter
"if you are sure you understand everything that is going on"
"then you are hopelessly confused"
-some seemingly smart guy
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