short storys

I am strange. I can not focus on one book long enough to finish it. never have been able to, and probably never will. when I write, I write in short random bursts of weirdness. (basically random ideas that I get at random times) so this is a collection of my weirdest stories that come to me at the weirdest times. none of them will relate and some you may find to be funny. so ladies and gentle men, fasten your seatbelts. you will now embark on the strange and mystical journey into the depths of who knows what. A.K.A. my mind.