Her fingers curled into fists as her eyes filled with tears. "I'm pregnant," she whispered before she bit her lip.
"I'm sorry, what?" Draco asked, praying to some God that he had misheard her.
"I'm pregnant, and it's yours."
Unknown Number: Mum, could you please buy me some tampons on your way home?
Draco: Unless I suddenly changed sex and gave birth to you then this is the wrong number
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When Hermione starts texting her rival at school thinking he was her mum, things start to get interesting.