The villain of the story

Why is it the heroes always win? Why can't the villain ever win? Well my friends if you read this story you're in for one heck of a ride! I'm Mia and i'm the villain of this story. I'm telling the story though so of course I see myself as the good guy. Of course this book is chalked full of fourth wall breaks and surprises. Find out how I took over the world and stayed in the position of power unlike most other bad guys and decide for yourself if i'm good or bad.