Surviving Z.A.R.M.A. (Zombie, Alien, Robot, Monster, Apocalypse)
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The world always sucked, but after the Z.A.R.M.A. shit got a whole lot worse. Follow the adventures of Rook Kallows, our fourth-wall-breaking, Ferris Buellarian protagonist as he tries to survive and navigate his way to continue seeing tomorrow in a world ravaged by four different apocalyptic scenarios. In this plotless, action/comedy/adventure where weird has become the new normal, you either roll with the crazy or you get trampled behind.
this story contains no plot and will be ad-libbed from start to finish, enjoy the nonsense. you've been warned.
chapters will be edited periodically, so heads up
characters and tags will update as the story continues.
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