what the honk is going on || k. jacobs
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"in which y/n and karl bond over an extremely unhealthy drink"
𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿 𝗰𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗱 // 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗹𝘆 (its mostly ironic 🧍♂️)
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when love lasts ♡ {karl x reader}
Your Chandler's little sister and after getting asked to help with a Mr.Beast video you end up getting a job and meeting so many friends and maybe your new love interest💙 {old name-𝕂𝕒𝕣𝕝 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕠𝕓𝕤 𝕩 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣}{also had a different pfp} ⚠️SWEARING⚠️ ⚠️ NO SMUT BUT IMPLIED/DISCUSSED⚠️ ⚠️13+⚠️Complete
Petrasexual - Petra x Reader CRACKFIC
C R A C K F I C. It was made as an inside joke with some of my most amazing readers, but if you get more than a meme out of it, good for you.Complete
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Y'all istg the cover is a joke- GN reader AFAB reader crackficComplete
go big or go home
𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖎𝖓𝖐 𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖐𝖘 𝖘𝖔 𝖉𝖆𝖗𝖐 𝖆𝖌𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖘𝖙 𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖕𝖆𝖑𝖊 𝖘𝖐𝖎𝖓, 𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖘 𝖘𝖊𝖊𝖕𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝖋𝖗𝖔𝖒 𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙. "𝖜𝖍𝖞 𝖜𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖉 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖌𝖊𝖙 𝖘𝖚𝖈𝖍 𝖆 𝖇𝖎𝖌 𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖙𝖔𝖔 𝖎𝖋 𝖎𝖙'𝖘 𝖆 𝖘𝖊𝖈𝖗𝖊𝖙?" 𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖍𝖗𝖚𝖌𝖘, 𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖕𝖕𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖈𝖑𝖔𝖘𝖊𝖗. "𝖌𝖔 𝖇𝖎𝖌 𝖔𝖗 𝖌𝖔 𝖍 𝖔𝖒𝖊." - or, in which punz's relationship is meeting some bumps, whilst his best friend's is flourishing before him. his best friend's brother, on the other hand, hasn't got a relationship at all.Complete
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mcyt oneshots the title says it all i will only be writing fluff and angst [if it is smn elses i have given them credit in the title] DNF SKEPHALO KARLNAP XDNOTFOUND(underatted) TUBBO X RANBOO (platonic) MAYBE CORPSEKUNNOComplete
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"𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐁𝐄 𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇. 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐒 𝐖𝐇𝐘 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐎 𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐇." ↳ 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 You're added to a "group chat" that shouldn't be physically possible due to your goofy-ass flip phone. (Jujutsu Kaisen x GN!Reader) HIGHEST RANKINGS SO FAR; YAGA ; #4 HAIBARA ; #7 (Textfic/Crackfic) (Hidden Inventory)
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𝙺𝚊𝚛𝚕 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚂𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚘𝚛 𝚒𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚕, 𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚎𝚗, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚙𝚘𝚙𝚞𝚕𝚊𝚛 𝚔𝚒𝚍𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚍 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚎𝚎𝚝. 𝙷𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚎𝚡𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎'𝚜 𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚊𝚛 𝚎𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛. 𝙾𝚗𝚎 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚜, 𝚊 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚌𝚔 𝚌𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚘𝚛. 𝙽𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍, 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚙𝚘𝚙𝚞𝚕𝚊𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚢 𝚐𝚞𝚢. 𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚠𝚘. 𝙽𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚒𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚂𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛, 𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚊𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕, 𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 𝚏𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚋𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚔𝚒𝚍. 𝙱𝚞𝚝, 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚝𝚞𝚝𝚘𝚛, 𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚢 𝚠𝚑𝚘'𝚍 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚘𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎. --------------------------Complete
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Your Chandler's little sister and after getting asked to help with a Mr.Beast video you end up getting a job and meeting so many friends and maybe your new love interest💙 {old name-𝕂𝕒𝕣𝕝 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕠𝕓𝕤 𝕩 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣}{also had a different pfp} ⚠️SWEARING⚠️ ⚠️ NO SMUT BUT IMPLIED/DISCUSSED⚠️ ⚠️13+⚠️
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