Just a coffee drinking vampire
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This one is kinda an inside joke from an essay I wrote. I was commenting on fanfiction or something for a book response. Anyway, I made a joke that it was unrealistic for a vampire to live so long and not learn some new skills eg do a barista course. So suck it, Edward. I'm sorry that was a bit mean, but you can the point.
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