Alice's Daily Life
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Alice, a girl who is likely plain and ordinary, has no interest in romance. Not interested in getting involved into some parties and other things for her age. All she ever wanted was a normal life, these strange and weird things always happened all the time. Will she have a normal life?
[Warning]
This is a parody and comedy, there is no plot, just a bunch of nonsense, just to relieve your stress from those cringe stories.
This story itself is cringe, so don't expect any plot.
The following events that happened here and based on real life people are entirely fictional. Please if you are offended from what's written there. This should not be viewed for anyone that is sensitive.
Please just don't this seriously, it's just for fun.
Believe me, I do not know why I made it.
Also this cover is not mine, please show support to the original artist.
I suck at making covers like this, so yes, this is my title and editing for this. Also, don't forget to show support to the original.
Maybe in the future I'll make parodies such as this.
It's also satire, so I respect anyone, but all of it is just how it is.
Just like the famous satire cartoon shows, Rick and Morty, South Park, and some others.
I really love those shows, so please do not send hate towards anybody and me as well.
Of course, have fun and enjoy.
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