"When one door closes, another door opens, but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us." - Alexander Graham Bell.
❛one doesn't simply break a pinky swear in order to get in someone's pants on time❜ -- here lies a collection of thirty very queer one-shots (for the pride writing challenge by @DauntlessShadowIce1)