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The Drunken Words of An Old Man
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Ongoing, First published Jun 08, 2021
"I think no matter what we put on there, we die. He said it's the part of the Vindicators he values. That means nothing. He wants the last moment of our lives to be spent knowing how few fucks he gave." He spoke in a monotone voice. He had excepted the fact that they were about to die. Morty had always known somewhere inside himself that Rick would be the cause of his death. It was how almost every Morty met his end; the very man who filled their existence with purpose would be the one to end it.

Supernova's eyes went wide. "Jesus, okay, open to second opinions."

It was Rick who spoke this time. Morty had never seen him this anxious. "It- it could be Morty." 

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This fanfic is based off of season 3, episode 4 of Rick and Morty. I thought the real ending, although hilarious, was a little sad and it didn't give me the satisfaction that I craved, so I made my own adaptation! I hope you enjoy! <3

Slight warning for cursing! I prefer not to use bad language in my stories, seeing as I try not to in real life, but I used it here and there in order to fit the characters better as well as to follow actual dialogue from the episode. I hope this doesn't upset anyone!
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