Serpent Skin - Draco Malfoy

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idk this book is about some bitch
what even is a book description dude

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"Your shirt is wet,"

I scrunched my face at him, "Okay? And none of your business. Maybe I like it wet," I huffed and turned around to place my old clothes down by my bed.

"I like it like that too," I could hear his stupid grin as he said it, "But it's white,"

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"So are you down to teach me how to be a good chaser?"

"Yes." I said as simply as possible so that maybe his inkling of a brain could understand.
In reality, I would have rather scraped my eyes out with a spoon and have a fat old stinky man with a hairy ass shit into my mouth, than teach him how to be a chaser, but I guess I had no other choice if I didn't want to sound like a prick.

"Cool. I'm excited."

That practice was honestly the most awful thing I have ever had to endure in my sorry little life.
Not only was he as dumb as dog shit, he is absolute moneys ass on a broom. No wonder he was a keeper. It was the only position on the team that didn't require for him to move regularly.
Half way through, I became so enraged I swear I began plotting a murder, and he would be my unfortunate victim.