natural-born loser || petermj au
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Ongoing, First published Jun 10, 2021
Mature
"Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Michelle Jones hates Peter Parker. Peter Parker hates Michelle Jones.
But now?
Now they have to spend a whole summer together while their past lives follow them, like a shadow, into the future. Great.
But they hate each other still because that's how it's supposed to be. . . right? Right? 
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Or, the fake-dating au nobody asked for but received anyway. Heavily inspired by "Spring Break Fever" by chrono96 on ao3, but I read it here on Wattpad! Also, Peter's not Spider-Man in this fic, don't let the tags fool you lol
cover pic creds to sidewalkmanips on instagram! all i did was add text. :)

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