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Parts 38
Time 2h 39m

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"𝗴𝘂𝘆𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗺𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗺𝘆 𝘀𝗶𝘅𝘁𝗵 𝗱𝗶𝘃𝗼𝗿𝗰𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗸"

"𝘂 𝗳𝗿 𝗮 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗻𝗴"

"𝗱𝗮𝗺𝗻 𝗯𝗿𝗼...𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀..𝘆𝗼 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹? 𝗮𝗶𝗻'𝘁 𝘂 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗿𝗼?"

"𝗜'𝗺 𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗺𝗮𝗻'𝘀 𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁? 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆'𝗿𝗲 𝗼𝗻 𝘀𝗮𝗹𝗲"

"𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗮 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗿"


𝙄𝙉 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝘾𝙃 L/n Y/n got added to the Armed detective agency's group chat by mistake instead of Tanizaki Jun'ichiro


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DETECTIVE + DETECTIVE || Kunikida x Dazai by THATGIRLYPOPXOXO

✧. ┊ ⁭ ⁭ ⁭ ⁭┆ ° ♡ • ➵ ┌──❀*̥˚───❀*̥˚─┐✩ ◛ ° ┊ ⋆ ┊ . ┊ ° ┊✧. ┊ ⁭ ⁭ ⁭ ⁭✧ ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ "You won't leave me alone no matter how many times I ask, right?" ੈ✩‧₊˚ °˖ ⊹ ♡ "Course." ˚✩ ⋆｡˚ ✩ ~ ➵ Dazai, he's mysterious, elusive, and quite the enigma to some of the agency, or just a plain idiot in eyes of the rest. Kunikida is a diligent young man with profound ideals who prefers to keep things professional between himself and his coworkers. He finds himself inconvenienced by the detective daily, and despite his ire, he finds himself wanting more from the other. What can you expect when one idiot crosses in the path of another? You find two idiots in love. ✧. ┊ ⁭ ⁭ ⁭ ⁭┆ ° ♡ • ➵ └───❀*̥˚───❀*̥˚┘✩ ◛ ° ┊ ⋆ ┊ . ┊ ° ┊✧. ┊ ⁭ ⁭ ⁭ ⁭✧ ﾟ+..｡*ﾟ+ αℓℓ яιgнтѕ тσ тнєιя σяιgιηαℓ σωηєяѕ, ι ∂σ ησт σωη вѕ∂ σя αηу αят υѕє∂ υηℓєѕѕ ѕтαтє∂ σтнєяωιѕє ©2024

bsd chatfic ! by fyodorssushanka

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"do u know the answer?"[bsd textfic & fanfic] by ShadowxRoseMoon

Miyuu regrets everything. Miyuu: do u know the answer? Random Number: To what??? Who is this??? Miyuu: don't act dumb I know u know the answer Random Number: No? Who are you? Miyuu's just your average 19 year old college student trying to make it through their life. Their roommate accidentally gives them the wrong number and now they're stuck texting a kid who gets them into absolute chaos. The chaos being detectives. Just great. Their ability is now a mystery they're trying to solve. ~Non-Binary oc~

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